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Glückwünsche im Detail Lachen ist gesund !

Die superkorrekten Glückwünsche:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

And a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted next calendar year, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Austria great, (not to imply that Austria is necessarily greater than any other country), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

Disclaimer zu den Wünschen Lachen ist gesund !

Diese Scherz-Bedingungen gelten für die Wünsche:

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

1. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.

2. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting.

3. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

4. Accordingly, this wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual and generally accepted application of goo tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.

5. Warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.



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